| Name | Comments |
| 1 | Neutron | I cannot stay Neutral in this debate. |
| 2 | Electron | I am pretty Negative about this working, but I'll chip in. |
| 3 | Zoidberg | Why not? |
| 4 | Slowpoke | First! |
| 5 | Bill Nye | Protons have always been an integral part of salad, just like croutons, so they're pretty much already interchangeable probably |
| 6 | chris R | Rename he proton? why not zoidberg? |
| 7 | Ross Taylor Meyers | Damn Benjamin Franklin for making protoons poositive! I'm poositively ooutraged by this! Give me Croutoons or give me death! |
| 8 | Adam K | HELL YEAH |
| 9 | Albert Einstein | It's all relative. |
| 10 | Carl Sagan | I would sign this billions and billions of times, if I could. |
| 11 | Sean | FINALLY. |
| 12 | Tobias Fünke | This will be a hard thing to beat, boys. |
| 13 | dmfl | |
| 14 | quark | I have a small part in this |
| 15 | Kevin Blakey | I am ugly and smell bad. |
| 16 | Scott | I fully support this delicious and scientific endeavor. |
| 17 | Crouton | I'm positive that this is a great thing. |
| 18 | Tike Myson | That's my name now. |
| 19 | Obama Llama | As long as it takes away people's rights, I'm for it! |
| 20 | Jason Lee | This is a very important thing, I think! |
| 21 | Jesus Christ | Crouton was the name in the original design specs, but something got messed up when we outsourced production. |
| 22 | faggot ginger sucks dick | Protons are gay. |
| 23 | Mexican Jesus | Jos Mios! |
| 24 | Chicken ceaser | im in my salad days |
| 25 | Dr. Leo Spaceman | We can't be sure that protons exist, but croutons are delicious. |
| 26 | The Holy Ghost | Protons are simply a theory. God gave us the gift of croutons for a reason. They're practically the body of Christ! |
| 27 | Admiral Ackbar | I hope this isn't what I think it is... |
| 28 | Jabba The Hutt | Now Jabba is hungry, BRING ME SOLO |
| 29 | Dr. Ivanovich Heinkel | |
| 30 | Dr. Claw | Next time, protons...NEXT TIIIIIME! |
| 31 | Capt. Reynolds | Who needs Croutons when you have pure Protien |
| 32 | Niggers Niggers Niggers | Yes |
| 33 | proton | i'm offended |
| 34 | Charizard | rrrrrwwwaAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRRRrrrrr |
| 35 | Doctor Professor | I have a Ph.D. so just trust me. |
| 36 | Dr. Turkey Salad Sandwich M.D. | Trust me, I'm a sciencetist. |
| 37 | Rick Roll | Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
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| 38 | yes | no |
| 39 | DOG | HELLO
YES THIS IS DOG |
| 40 | Charlie Sheen | Tiger blood. And me. |
| 41 | CptAwesome103 | I am the captain of a ship.. trust me. |
| 42 | Sliced Bread | This is the greatest idea since me. |
| 43 | Friderik Multwagen | Live your last day, like you live every day. -Marck Zuckerberg |
| 44 | HOW DID I GET HERE | I AM NOT GOOD WITH INTERNET |
| 45 | The Lord your God | I always intend for protons to be called croutons. It was a copy-error that started the silly proton variation. We need to fix this. |
| 46 | Voltron | I have the power! |
| 47 | Christian Preseau | Indeed. |
| 48 | I am 12 | what is this? |
| 49 | Riley Supplee | please |
| 50 | Ex Leper | Spare a half shekel for an old ex leper? |