Rename Proton to Crouton
Protons are poorly understood and surrounded by electrons. Croutons are delicious and surrounded by bacon bits. If bacon > electrons = TRUE (verified by science), then there is no logical alternative to this course of action.

Most Recent Signatures
NameComments
71Clancy Erlwood
Does that mean I can throw toasted bread at uranium to blow it up?
70Lance Bass
I'm a kitten!
69mmtrebuchet
68KittyMeow
my head hurts
67electron
i shall take on the name proton?
66Jeffrey Dahmer
Croutons go well with Filet-o-Nutsack. I should know.
65Ernest Rutherford
I approve.
64Cubix Rube
People need more Croutons in their life.
63Doctor Snuffy Esq
This goes well with my electron-flavored ranch dressing
62Barak Obama
as president I agree! Incidentally, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!
61Albert Einstein
I never liked the name proton.
60David Knippers
the ceasar science
59Stephen Hawking
I Agree.
58Brian Carroll
DO IT
57John Gray
It makes science fun and sexually appealling.
56Whiterun Gaurd
I used to be an adventurer like you, please kill me.
55Professor Dickrot
and rename electrons to futons!
54Deaf guy
WHAT?
53Hand Solo
What's a Proton? Nobody knows. Now, EVERYBODY's heard of a Crouton.
MAKE PEOPLE AWARE OF SCIENCE
52Mrs. Ima Crouton
Hello i represent the Mystical Crouton Family and we approve this message.
51John
hey crutons, my name is john and i hate every single one of you. you are all tasty, delicious, bready bits who spend every second of their day being edible
50Ex Leper
Spare a half shekel for an old ex leper?
49Riley Supplee
please
48I am 12
what is this?
47Christian Preseau
Indeed.

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Petition Details
Created By: Kevin Blakey
Created On: January 6th, 2012
Target: Science
Category: Human Rights

Total signatures: 71
Signature goal: 100000

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